A few things to Ponder (from an email from my mom)

Maybe you guys have seen this one already. I thought it was pretty clever and have posted it w/ some slight modication (including proofreading. I know. I can’t help it.):

TEN THINGS TO PONDER…

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. (sorry, guys! hee, hee?)

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky… not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

#2 In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1: Number one managed to link immigrants, terrorists, and mad cow diseaseĀ (!), which does not need to be repeated here. Therefore, let us hear what you guys think #1 should be!

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