I have a drinking problem

Yes, I have a drinking problem which will probably only get worse with time. I don’t know how it happens but sometimes, well, whatever I’m drinking, it just comes out a little too fast. It dribbles down my chin and onto whatever I am wearing or is even in my general vicinity.

This, of course, is embarrassing but since I, similarly to Alice, usually manage at least 10 embarrassing things before breakfast, I am quite enured to the shame.

I think I need a bib.

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