Mission: Impossible?

The backstory: Your baby hasn’t pooped in 2 days.  An early-morning stealth poop takes you and the members of your household by surprise.

 The Mission: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to change an enormous dirty diaper on a baby who not only kicks against the changing table with exuberant energy but also is manually exploring those areas which tend to become dirty at the occurence of a dirty diaper.  Your mission will be to change the diaper with a minimum of poop on anything other than the diaper or wipe.

this memo will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

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