Version 10.5

Are you or someone you know looking to add a dash of excitement to an otherwise quiet existence?  Your home or apartment perhaps seems too large and you relish the thought of an addition to the family?

Then, my friend, allow me to recommend to you, for a limited time only, Baby Version 10.5 Months!

Yes, indeed!  This Baby has all the works.

Unlike other versions of the same Baby, known mainly for Fussying, Eating, Pooping and Not Sleeping, this Baby mixes things up with some extra features!

 

Version 10.5 Months Baby can Play By Himself for many more minutes than our previous Versions of Baby could.

 Version 10.5 Month Baby enjoys Mealtime and can often Feed Himself Cheerios!

 

But wait!  There’s more!  As a one-of-a-kind, limited-time-only bonus, Version 10.5 Month Baby can also help assemble modern Swedish furniture in your very own bedroom!

Sounds too good be true?  Our offer comes with a Money-down, No Money Back GUARANTEE that you will enjoy Version 10.5 Month Baby even more than our older model Baby.

So, call now because this offer won’t last long!  Our Operator is standing by to take your call.

*some restrictions apply. application may cause exhaustion, crying, hair-pulling, spontaneous laughter or overwhelming feelings of love. if you have any pre-existing conditions, please consult your shrink before attempting this Version.  offer not valid for those who prefer peace and quiet. void where prohibited.

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. The Mom
    Aug 12, 2008 @ 11:53:19

    I’ll take an even dozen, please, with your cooperation:)

    That reminds me. An elderly lady in our church just died. She was one on TWENTY children!! (Obviously, her mother never had a Miles:)

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  2. The Mom
    Aug 12, 2008 @ 11:53:56

    Oops. Make that one of twenty.

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  3. nikkip
    Aug 13, 2008 @ 22:51:17

    good lord, this boy seems to be your clone! am i wrong? 🙂

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  4. ~m
    Aug 14, 2008 @ 06:57:10

    Mom: that has to be a world record (actually I looked it up and 27 is the record. Grandma missed it by 7 kids)

    Nikki: actually he looks a lot like Troy but because his eyes are the same as mine, it’s a really powerful and overwhelming similarity 🙂

    Reply

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