This Just in

 

In late-breaking news this evening it has just been learned that the Tiny Tyrant, aka Master Fussy Crankypants, has, for the first time ever, put himself to sleep.

 

In a live interview with Mrs. Tyrant, known in other circles as Mrs Grumpy Fussy Crankypants, she reported that, “For the first time ever, the Tiny Tyrant put himself to sleep tonight!”  With a slightly startled and teary eye, she continued, “And it only took 13 months, 3 weeks and 23 hours EXACTLY to the MINUTE for him to learn to do so.”

 

While the Tiny Tyrant nursed, fussed, farted, fumed, squirmed, got walked and talked to himself, Mrs Tyrant finally placed him in his bed and was pleased and stunned as he continued to fuss, fart and talk himself all the way into the land of Morpheus.

 

Wearing a casual bedtime ensemble of yoga pants size Exreme topped by Mr. Tyrant’s 1990s red flannel buttondown, hair neatly pulled back in a ponytail by an antique rhinestone barrette circa her High School Third Year Promenade, Mrs Tyrant paused as if in a brief narcoleptic episode recollection. 

 

“We feel that this strikes a blow against all those ‘sleep trainers’ and cry-it-out advocates out there exerting pressure on tyrants and tyrannical parents everywhere. Certainly if our Tiny Tyrant can finally do it, so can all tyrants around the world, someday, working hand in hand for the greater good of tyrants everywhere.”

 

The Tiny Tyrant was unavailable for comment at the time.

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. bejewell
    Nov 20, 2008 @ 22:53:19

    Yay, you! And yay, Tiny Tyrant! Woo Hoo!

    Reply

  2. The Mom
    Nov 24, 2008 @ 08:15:12

    You’ve really missed your calling, Chele. YOu should be a fashion commentator at Hollywood award shows:)

    Reply

  3. Sharon
    Nov 25, 2008 @ 10:25:21

    I am speechless. Awesome, Tiny Tyrant! Take a nap, Tiny Tyrant’s mother.

    Reply

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