Little Boy Blue

Sorry for the lame picture posts. I’m too lazy running short on time this week.


Dude. It is COLD out here.

Dude. It is COLD out here.


If I smile, can we go in?

If I smile, can we go in?

Ok, man, srsly. This is my really, really big smile & can you stop pointing that at me and we go in now, k? thx!

Ok, man, srsly. This is my really, really big smile & can you stop pointing that at me and we go in now, k? thx!


Obligatory Snow Day photos

Medusa's head

Frozen Medusa



Frozen sparkle


Frozen time

Frozen time



Frozen promise

Frozen promise

A Sad Day for Starbucks

Recently, I had a birthday. You may remember this event as the whole country celebrated it under the guise of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.  It was also celebrated on the day after during the Celebration Following the Birthday of Mrs. Fussy Crankypants.  A lot of ceremonies took place in Washington, D.C. to commemorate it and our new President also made some speeches to both honor and please me.

On my birthday, I got some loot. And one item of that loot was this:



And this?  This, my friend, is something that makes Starbuck’s cry.  Mr Fussy Crankypants, ever mindful of the need to economize and pinch pennies cut costs, was kind enough to procure this for me and didn’t give a hoot about Starbuck’s and their tears.  Starbuck’s now cries daily to think of all the money they are losing as I create wonderful and deliciously delicious concoctions in the comfort of my own home.

And that is worth something, let me tell you.

Happy birthday, me!

Happy New Year (again)!

Mrs. Fussy Crankypants and her entire cranky family wish you a very happy Lunar New Year.

If you have already let your New Year’s resolutions slide, today is the perfect opportunity to make new New Year’s resolutions.

Or not.

(Maybe it’s just a good excuse to eat more brownies.)

Sunday Edition, Konglish Style

refreshing towel by you.


I know. this one is a little lame. but still, it’s impregnated.

Mrs Fussy Crankypants explains the Historical Importance of Today and Tomorrow

Mrs. Fussy Crankypants invites you to open your ears, your minds, and your wallets to learn about the Momentous Events occuring today and tomorrow.

Of course the Very Most Important Occasion is that of the celebration of Mrs. Fussy Crankypants’ fussy birth:

The beginning of The Fussy.


Mrs FC was technically born during The Year of the Rat according to the lunar calendar (and now, with a little math, you can figure out exactly how old Mrs FC is. Older than Dirt, that’s how old) but, thanks to a twist of calendrical and gestational fate, Mrs. FC was born right on the cusp of the old year and the new, which means Mrs FC exhibits all the worst a blend of the characteristics of both the Rat and the Ox.  Most likely, this explains her  unique personality, a delightful bouquet of cranktankerous and passive-aggressive tendencies.

Today’s other special event, class, is a day set aside to celebrate this man, who is most likely best known for sharing his special day with Mrs Fussy Crankypants’ birthday and some other stuff that changed the course of history as it is known in the dubiously wonderful nation of the U.S. of A., just as Mrs. Fussy Crankypants is sure to do one day soon, as soon as she finishes this nice bottle of wine and several more pans of brownies.



This man was neither passive nor aggressive.


Last but not least, class, is that coming event that is best known for being The Celebration Following the Celebration of Mrs. Fussy Crankypants’ Birthday, in which this man will become the next President of the dubious U.S. of A., just as Mrs. Fussy Crankypants will someday be after she finishes some more brownies rouses the energy is elected.



This man may just be the most attractive president ever.

Beyond making history as the hottest president in the history of the world, he will also be doing his utmost best to take the dubious out of the U.S. of A. and provide unicorns and rainbows to all citizens bring his utmost intelligence and perseverance to tackling the variety of crankytastic issues amidst which the U.S. of A. is floundering currently.


Mrs. FC enjoins you to have a cranktabulous day on behalf of Herself and to celebrate her birthday and the other almost-as-important event occuring.


p.s. mrs fc is unaccountably having trouble getting a picture of the world’s most attractive president ever to load so you can just go ahead and google him yourself.

Sunday Edition, Konglish Style

roll cakesent by you.

Mmmmm. Lace cake. Tasty. And romantic!

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