Mrs Fussy Crankypants explains the Historical Importance of Today and Tomorrow

Mrs. Fussy Crankypants invites you to open your ears, your minds, and your wallets to learn about the Momentous Events occuring today and tomorrow.

Of course the Very Most Important Occasion is that of the celebration of Mrs. Fussy Crankypants’ fussy birth:

The beginning of The Fussy.


Mrs FC was technically born during The Year of the Rat according to the lunar calendar (and now, with a little math, you can figure out exactly how old Mrs FC is. Older than Dirt, that’s how old) but, thanks to a twist of calendrical and gestational fate, Mrs. FC was born right on the cusp of the old year and the new, which means Mrs FC exhibits all the worst a blend of the characteristics of both the Rat and the Ox.  Most likely, this explains her  unique personality, a delightful bouquet of cranktankerous and passive-aggressive tendencies.

Today’s other special event, class, is a day set aside to celebrate this man, who is most likely best known for sharing his special day with Mrs Fussy Crankypants’ birthday and some other stuff that changed the course of history as it is known in the dubiously wonderful nation of the U.S. of A., just as Mrs. Fussy Crankypants is sure to do one day soon, as soon as she finishes this nice bottle of wine and several more pans of brownies.



This man was neither passive nor aggressive.


Last but not least, class, is that coming event that is best known for being The Celebration Following the Celebration of Mrs. Fussy Crankypants’ Birthday, in which this man will become the next President of the dubious U.S. of A., just as Mrs. Fussy Crankypants will someday be after she finishes some more brownies rouses the energy is elected.



This man may just be the most attractive president ever.

Beyond making history as the hottest president in the history of the world, he will also be doing his utmost best to take the dubious out of the U.S. of A. and provide unicorns and rainbows to all citizens bring his utmost intelligence and perseverance to tackling the variety of crankytastic issues amidst which the U.S. of A. is floundering currently.


Mrs. FC enjoins you to have a cranktabulous day on behalf of Herself and to celebrate her birthday and the other almost-as-important event occuring.


p.s. mrs fc is unaccountably having trouble getting a picture of the world’s most attractive president ever to load so you can just go ahead and google him yourself.


5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. The Mom
    Jan 19, 2009 @ 13:08:16

    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday, dear Mrs. FussyCrankypants (sung in 64th notes),
    Happy birthday to you!

    (Miles STILL doesn’t have as much hair as you were born with!)


  2. bejewell
    Jan 19, 2009 @ 14:22:15

    Happy birthday! It’s my dad’s birthday too, so you got a good one. I am also a rat. We share many things in common. Including our love of brownies and wine. I’m going to have some now. To celebrate.


  3. Sharon
    Jan 19, 2009 @ 17:56:03

    Mrs. Fussy Crankypants, you are vunderbar, God did a magnificent job of creting you, The Mom did an uberly-excellent job of raising you, and yes, he is definitely the hottest president ever. Nevermind the conflating of various themes in that one sentence.


  4. Sharon
    Jan 20, 2009 @ 17:41:22

    creating you, not “creting” you. can’t spell for the life of me


  5. The Mom
    Jan 23, 2009 @ 13:04:19

    You SpringThings weren’t around wqhen JFK was elected…


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