Moving Violation

Sighted this afternoon:

 

Male:

 

 middle-aged, Caucasian, beefy, wearing t-shirt of the indescriminant color ascribable to mixing whites and colors when washing, shirt sleeves removed presumably by a pair of extremely dull scissors or paring knife

 

Driving:

 

 grey, rust-encrusted panel van, driver’s side window open

 

Sporting:

 

greenish-ink tattooed outline of:

 

 

 

a very large, very poorly-done teddy bear.

 

 

And remember, folks:

Friends don’t let friends get very large, very-poorly done teddy bear tattoos.

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