Moving Violation

Sighted this afternoon:




 middle-aged, Caucasian, beefy, wearing t-shirt of the indescriminant color ascribable to mixing whites and colors when washing, shirt sleeves removed presumably by a pair of extremely dull scissors or paring knife




 grey, rust-encrusted panel van, driver’s side window open




greenish-ink tattooed outline of:




a very large, very poorly-done teddy bear.



And remember, folks:

Friends don’t let friends get very large, very-poorly done teddy bear tattoos.


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