In Resolution Whereof

Mrs Fussy Crankypants hereby declares the intention to no longer eat 18 bazillion cups of homemade  granola aka “crack cocaine” per hour day and thereby reduce the distinct new belly bulge of which Mrs FC is the dubiously proud owner. 

Hereafter, be it know that “crack cocaine” will therefore now be consumed in manner and fashion befitting said limitations including but not limited to 1 yogurt/”crack cocaine” granola snack and/or “crack cocaine” granola ice cream topping per day (in recognition of which Mrs FC will hereupon buy adequate ice cream supplies to make up for the lack of crack cocaine granola).

Mrs Fussy Crankypants respectfully submits said declaration to all and sundry ad hominum i pluribus unim persona non grata carpe diem with liberty and justice for all amen.

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Amberlina
    Jun 18, 2009 @ 23:39:24

    You kill me! Cesar limited me to 1/4 cup of his “MAGIC” granola per day. THEN he punishes me for eating it too fast by not making it for MONTHS.

    Do you use honey or sugar for sweetener?

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    • ~m
      Jun 19, 2009 @ 07:14:59

      1/4 cup? that’s not enough 😦 gah….granola….drool….
      the recipe i use has some brown sugar, some honey, and some maple syrup as sweetner. not a lot of each but its enough all together and gives a good flavor…

      Reply

  2. Emily
    Jun 19, 2009 @ 19:45:37

    Sorry I corrupted you! ha!

    Reply

  3. SHaron
    Jun 19, 2009 @ 21:55:47

    I’m hoping that posting a comment FROM MEXICO WHILST ON MY ROMANTIC GETAWAY will earn me at least 275% more points than Amberlina. I love granola. Send me your excess (granola, that is) and thus it will be going to a good cause, namely, moi.

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    • Amberlina
      Jun 21, 2009 @ 16:58:38

      Why is SHaron always trying to BEAT me at being your friend??

      Reply

    • ~m
      Jun 22, 2009 @ 14:10:19

      sharon you get lots of points. surely i can get something out of this competition. sharon gets lots of points posting while on her romantic get-away….amber can catch up by sending me something from the lavender farm 🙂

      Reply

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