82% of Internet Users Do Not Recommend Being Me and You Can, Too!

Are you frequently irritable in the morning?

Do you often find yourself  disappointed when a particularly fantastic dreamworld you had created in your head comes crashing down when faced with actual reality?

Have you experienced periods of feeling vastly sorry for yourself for no reason or for made-up reasons or for reasons which are, really, overall in the vast scope of the WHOLE WORLD, totally  not good reasons?

Do you have a particular corner of your table that just attracts a pile and even when the pile is moved, another pile immediately grows back?

Have you found yourself full of the best of intentions to do something or even anything, INCLUDING something that might be REALLY NICE for someone and that would really make their day, and then  putting it off for weeks, months or even years?

Are you often so exhausted by all the plans for things you want to do that are in your head that you are too overwhelmed and give up even starting to do them but fret about them not being done, all the same?

Do you start a project, get about half-way through, and then give up or move on to another project which you will only partly complete?

Are you full of good ideas and yet when it comes to finding time to implement them, prefer instead to sit on your behind and stuff your face with chocolate while reading non-edifying fiction?

Would  you just rather stay at home than pretty much do anything that involves going out past, say, 7 p.m.?

Do you find yourself gaining the inevitable winter weight and then determine an exercise plan that you immediately follow for one day before giving up on?

If  you have answered yes to any of the above, then you, too, might be ME.  Being ME is a serious condition that (most probably) requires strict  professional medical attention and care.

If you or someone you know and/or love might be ME, please call now for more information on how to treat this serious illness.

Our operators are standing by now.

Remember, friends don’t let friends be ME.