My Pregnancy is Apparently Your Business?

Relatives:  So how are you FEELing?

You (thinking):  What, apart from the headache and the sciatic pain?  or do you mean the sleeplessness and fatigue?  or the ALREADY GAINING 40 POUNDS AND THERE’S STILL 3 MONTHS LEFT?  Or the I-almost-but-not-quite-made-it-to-the-bathroom-after-that-walk-with-a-full-bladder?  Or the million other indignities suffered bodily by a pregnant woman?

You (say): Oh, fine, everything’s fine.

You (think): and stop looking at my belly or I’m going to SIT on you.

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. The Mom
    Nov 28, 2010 @ 18:25:42

    😦 Sorry. This, too,shall pass.

    Reply

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