Things my Husband Will Never Experience

 

 

1. Taking a dump with an audience nearly every day.

 

2. Getting dressed with an audience nearly every day.

 

3. That trying to work while you are the main caretaker of your children is like being constantly poked, prodded and hair-pulled by chimpanzees and that 30 seconds is not nearly long enough to sustain the concentration needed to complete a task. any task, really.

 

unless you are taking a dump.  because then you are just trying to get out of the bathroom and lose your audience as fast as possible.